Auhea 'oe?

Aloha: I think I got it right. "Auhea 'oe" means "Where are you". It is been a long time since the blogs I follow have posted, except for shoes. Maybe this sick joke will get things flowing.

A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there, he comes upon an elephant, in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. Rather than shoot it to get the trophy he came for, the man very carefully approaches the elephant and gingerly removes the thorn from its foot.

The elephant begins to limp away, but then turned and stared at the man for a full minute, locking eyes with him. The elephant then continues on its way.

"I wonder if I ever see that elephant again if it will remember me?" the man muses to himself.

Twenty few years later the man is at a circus back in the States. He notices that one of the elephants keeps looking at him, almost like it knows him. The man wonders, "Could this be that elephant I helped so long ago?" He decides to get a closer look. With the elephant still giving him the stare down, the man moves in closer, getting right up in front of the elephant. They lock eyes. A knowing look seems to cross the elephant's face. The elephant reached down... picked the man up carefully with its trunk... lifts him high in the air... then throws him crashing to the ground and stomps him to death!

Turns out it wasn't the same elephant.

Now for the reports. Volcano SOS. Weather and rain; dry for the week, less than 0.1 inch of rain. Light winds so air is full of vog. I just drew a blank so that will end the reports.

Topher is off this week so I will have time to spend with Kansas Vovo. Hawi sister and husband will be coming into Hilo this Wednesday. Hopefully we will all be able to do something together.

That will be it for today. God bless and be good to each other.